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Congratulations Mitt Romney on Winning the Election!

It may be a little early for this, but I just wanted to congratulate Mitt Romney for winning the election for the best job in the world, President of the United States of America. I mean, what, were you gonna … Continue reading

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Interview: Romney can’t contemplate Gangnam Style

Today I spared a few minutes to give audience to Republican Presidential Nominee Willard Mitt Romney so he could answer a few questions I had for him. TwentyFourTurtles: Thank you for agreeing to answer a few of my questions today … Continue reading

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Why Mitt Romney is obviously the best candidate ever.

I’ve been throwing myself around my room completely naked for the past hour or so crying and writing “TOUCH ME” all over my walls in my mother’s bright red lipstick. Now that I’ve painted a picture of the setting, I … Continue reading

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