Author Archives: Frank Margarella

About Frank Margarella

Local idiot, thinks games are cool.

Review: Adventure Time: HIKWYSOG

I’m not an old gamer. Raised in the 90’s in a lower middle class family, gaming consoles weren’t of the highest priority to my parents. I would sometimes head to my neighbors house and play on their Nintendo 64 or … Continue reading

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Terrible, terrible news

My supervisor is going to be moving me to third shift eventually. At my job (a security guard in a shack outside of a warehouse), when the workers leave around four hours into my eight hour shift, I close it … Continue reading

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Tangent Talk || Telltale’s The Walking Dead

To steal a review of a game from a writer on (I don’t remember which game. Hell, it might not even be from that website. But I’m pretty sure it was by Tim Rogers), this is what Telltale’s The Walking … Continue reading

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God, this blog fucking suuuuuuucks. It’s not funny, it relies too much on swears for its jokes. Thinking of actually putting effort and thought into my posts from now on. Maybe even some editing. Who knows?

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Tangent Talk || Adventure Time: HIKWYSOG

As I usually do, I’m going to start a new type of column with it’s own category name like I seem to do with 65% of all my shitty posts. Ah, well. This is Tangent Talk, where I’ll be rambling … Continue reading

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R.I.P. Frank Margarella

Frank Margarella was found in his Romney Temple a few minutes ago dead. He apparently severed his own head with a binder after Romney lost the election. Taking his place on TwentyFourTurtles will be his brother, Frank Margarella.

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Congratulations Mitt Romney on Winning the Election!

It may be a little early for this, but I just wanted to congratulate Mitt Romney for winning the election for the best job in the world, President of the United States of America. I mean, what, were you gonna … Continue reading

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